THE KARATE DATE
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March 16th, 2006 at 8:21 am
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March 18th, 2006 at 10:34 pm
I know Kung-Fu… And I’m sure Jerry knows Karate… It’s on!!!
March 26th, 2006 at 9:50 am
what a great insite you have for reality. Can’t wait for the next adventure. Keep. em coming
March 27th, 2006 at 6:41 pm
You oughta look up the owner of the Village Night Club who stiffed you on your paycheck all those years ago. He owes you interest too.
March 29th, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Ohhh….this one’s promising already! Jerry going on a DATE??? That one writes itself!!! I can’t wait!
(BTW, my children and husband are as enamored of It’s Jerry Time as I am!)
March 30th, 2006 at 9:57 pm
more jerry!
April 2nd, 2006 at 12:19 am
There’s a Jetblue commercial done in the Jerry style. I just saw it while watching the NCAA Final Four. Very, very similar to the Jerry Time look and feel.
MR
April 2nd, 2006 at 3:03 pm
drink coke
April 3rd, 2006 at 11:59 am
Another classic!!
April 3rd, 2006 at 12:00 pm
A New Episode! So hard to decide on my favorite scene…commune, or kill shot?!
April 3rd, 2006 at 3:07 pm
Awesome. Lots of little extras in this one, great job!
April 3rd, 2006 at 3:13 pm
Dear Jerry,
You are not being paranoid about the kill shot. The truth is that all women are always looking for the kill shot at all times. They just never want to admit it.
April 3rd, 2006 at 3:26 pm
Thanks, and please keep them coming. These have been making me laugh since boingboing first pointed to them.
April 3rd, 2006 at 3:40 pm
You can desecrate my dojo anytime, baby.
April 3rd, 2006 at 3:45 pm
Wow, this is one of the best episodes yet! You continue to amaze me.
April 3rd, 2006 at 4:20 pm
the last two were ok, but this one takes the cake. good job.
P.S. cat bother me too
April 3rd, 2006 at 5:29 pm
Sterling work, as always. Has Jerry been getting collagen injections in his lips? They seem fuller and more luscious than usual.
April 3rd, 2006 at 7:56 pm
thats true the whole time you talk to them they are thinking
how can I rip out this larynx? Thats why I am in turn thinkingGunFu
April 3rd, 2006 at 10:57 pm
Um, I think aikido is the art of handling your opponent barehanded, usually by twisting a limb or joint.
Japanese “swordplay” is called kendo.
But you’re out of there so who cares? And thank God.
April 4th, 2006 at 4:26 am
Nice episode, The animation quality of this episode is alot higher than the others no wonder it took so long to update.
April 5th, 2006 at 9:35 am
Akira Kurosawa’s early films should explain “the spirit” of all “kung fu” well! It is for making “good health”, and it is a “philosophy”. So they make it into 2 kinds: technique & philosophy(a way of life)!
Recommendation:
Judo Story（Sanshiro Sugata）﹙1943﹚
Judo Story II（Sanshiro Sugata，PartⅡ）﹙1945﹚
The Bodyguard（Yojimbo）﹙1961﹚
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055630/
April 5th, 2006 at 1:32 pm
[…] The karate date – ROFL: http://www.itsjerrytime.com/?p=47 […]
April 6th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
Much better than the last one.
April 7th, 2006 at 12:40 am
[…] The Karate Date is the latest installment of Its Jerrytime! […]
April 7th, 2006 at 1:09 am
Excellent episode. Love the small details too. Shot of Jerry at Tim Horton’s, reading the Daily Hoser. Love it.
April 7th, 2006 at 3:31 am
As a Canadian living in Kyoto, I could relate to the Aikido and the Tim Hortons! I escpecially loved the newspaper, “THE DAILY HOSER.”
Great stuff, Jerry.
April 7th, 2006 at 7:23 am
Genius as usual…….
April 7th, 2006 at 7:51 am
aaahhh Jerrysan u are so emo…..i would like to make full length feature movie of u but i am dead….so sorry!!!!
Akira Kurosawa
April 7th, 2006 at 2:27 pm
UN POCO MENOS VERGA QUE EL ANTERIOR
April 7th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
Great Episode!
I especially liked the the hockey card of Paul Henderson!
April 8th, 2006 at 12:18 pm
I have the technical proficiency required to do an animation like that. Yet I can’t write shit. I don’t know how you manage to do such great storytelling.
April 9th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Nice job Jerry,
April 9th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
Jerry,
Great job! Keep ’em coming!!!
April 10th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Brilliant!
April 10th, 2006 at 9:20 pm
bravo…
another great clip.
I am jealous.
April 10th, 2006 at 9:54 pm
Jerry… She must have hurt you terribly because you did some awful grotesque stuff to her lips (HA).
April 11th, 2006 at 9:55 am
Holy smokes!
It’s EmmyTime!
Congratulations guys!
April 11th, 2006 at 11:16 am
Congratulations on your Emmy nom. I am a new viewer. Cute show. Reminds me of Woody Allen stuff, with a twist of Seinfeld, yet . . . not.
April 11th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Brilliant BRILLIANT stuff, dude. Would LOVE to see or even HEAR more about the production process…
April 11th, 2006 at 8:30 pm
The kill shot – that was the best!
Kumite – that’s the only word I remember from my karate class. That meant, “punch each other.”
April 12th, 2006 at 11:07 am
This episode reminds me of every thoroughly modern, self -absorbed woman I have ever known.
I feel for you, man.
April 12th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
wowwe czech karate!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VH4iaKjam5k
VAVA 😀
April 12th, 2006 at 4:06 pm
just learn about that people learning martial arts to “kill bugs” ONLY and it has a long history. the mentor/tutor/sifu usually are in logistic industry & learn the martial arts during their trips. and the workshop was held in “hostel”!!!!! 🙂
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April 12th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Well, MarkTheComic wrote:
“women are always looking for the kill shot at all times”
And he’s right! Sometimes we just hide it better than others 🙂
Anyway, very funny episode! Jerry, you pick women as well as you pick jobs, repairmen, landlords, and bars! I’d ask if you’re in therapy, but I can tell that you’re way too cheap for that.
Congrats on the Emmy nod, BTW!
Gosh, how quick was THAT, huh?
April 12th, 2006 at 6:32 pm
Best one yet, Jerry… the killing move moment is a little stroke of genius in and of itself (and, as ar as I can tell… true).
Yours
Isaac
April 13th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Ahhhhh redemption, what a way to make up for the repairman. I have returned to the legion of impressed Jerry’s. Having thought it over, I am back to being very happy and enjoyed every minute of the violently scary date.
It gives hope to humanity that such thought and thuggery can still be involved in the same scenario.
ROCK ON JERRY !
April 14th, 2006 at 7:36 pm
First: Yikes. My life in a nutshell, and I’m married to her.
Second: Tim Horton’s! I live in Atlanta, and
_Absolutely_
_Do_
_Not_
get enough butter tarts.
Canadian beer, I can do without, but: butter tarts? Thank God Lent is over…
April 16th, 2006 at 2:56 am
Very funny stuff.. the fact that you are just so real, makes me laugh. Nice work putting this together,.. very impressive stuff! Will look forward to future episodes. Is there any way to see past episodes?..
Ryan
April 17th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Jerry… I love you, man.
April 19th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
That was as good as yesterday’s St. Petersburg Times article said it would be….very clever!! Check out the Times Floridian section on Tues., 4/18 to chek out the great article!!! U guys rok!!!
April 19th, 2006 at 8:01 pm
[…] And now Jerry himself invites Japundit readers to come over and see what happens when he dates a Karate Instructor and finds out the “Rules of the Dojo” — the hard way! […]
April 20th, 2006 at 10:32 am
In response to Jerry’s allergies with cats try using Flonase. I find it works for me when I’m around cats.
April 20th, 2006 at 4:09 pm
what a thrilling discovery, and how you cheered me from my foul mood!
kudos. you are hilarious.
April 21st, 2006 at 10:05 am
Love the hoser,Tim Horton, neck and Spine (kill shot) ,…sign me up for auto notification. Too much martial arts is not good for anyone…
April 25th, 2006 at 9:09 am
Pure Genius with great presentation! We will see you with Jay Leno next!
April 25th, 2006 at 4:05 pm
BORING!
April 26th, 2006 at 8:51 am
That dojo dame just wasn’t for you, Jer. Keep your defenses up and keep up the good work!
April 26th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
Every episode is so wonderful. You make me laugh laugh laugh. But I’m also sorry you had such a cruddy date. That chick is a lunatic!
April 26th, 2006 at 10:24 pm
That is the most hilarious thing I have seen this week. Great stuff. I laughed so hard I think I soiled my karate gi.
Shamefully Yours,
Mark G.
April 30th, 2006 at 10:05 am
I saw your site in Wired magazine and decided to give it a try. I was plesantly surprised. The animation is capativating a humuorus. The stories are also, very-New York, which is a comfort becasue I come from there. Thanks Jerry!
April 30th, 2006 at 10:15 am
By the way, time to break up???
May 1st, 2006 at 9:39 am
It’s JerryTime nominated for Emmy
The wonderfully weird webshow, It’s JerryTime, has been nominated for an Emmy. Congratulations, Jerry and Orrin!
May 1st, 2006 at 9:27 pm
Another great episode!
May 3rd, 2006 at 9:25 am
Jerry,
First time viewer. Excellent!!! Thanx for your work and insights
Jay
May 3rd, 2006 at 1:44 pm
“If you are interested in a corporate sponsorship please contact us.”
Lol! Corporate sponsorhips are hilarious!!
May 4th, 2006 at 9:35 pm
okay, that’s it…you’ve really outdone yourself this time…
brilliant, hilarious, and quite scary, all at the same time!
way to go, dojo…
May 6th, 2006 at 9:40 pm
Wow! You are a knucklehead! I hadn’t seen but 30 seconds or so before I’m yelling to my wife to take a look at this. Did I mention that I’m a first time viewer? OK… Looking forward to The Second Viewing….
May 9th, 2006 at 9:42 am
Genius!
May 20th, 2006 at 12:49 pm
Hey Jerry, I’ve been laughing my butt off so hard out here in the islands that I wouldn’t be surprised if you could hear me. What a great series, I can’t wair for the next episode. They remind me of my wacky life in Providence and my friend and brother’s adventures when they lived above a sandwich shop on Atwells Ave,
You’re absolutely brilliant! The deadpan style, fabulous animation and lilting soundtrack (and great foley work, by the way) are commendable. Everyone I know will be visiting your site after this morning and I look forward to more. Thank you. or as we say in the Islands, MAHALO!
May 24th, 2006 at 3:15 pm
[…] It’s Jerry Time! is definitely worth checking out. The reality-askew mashup style at first creeped me out when I first stumbled across the page, but the charm of the videos win you over quickly. My favorites are Episode 1 and Episode 5: The Repairman. […]
May 26th, 2006 at 12:49 pm
More cowbell – I mean Jerry
May 27th, 2006 at 9:39 am
I am Shodan. I loved your animae! I can’t wait to send it tomy Sensei! Jer, you are right, WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THR KILL SHOT, (but only on men). LOL.
Keep them commming. Thanks for the entertainment.
May 27th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
Love this one! I dated a karate girl once and i was totally a little scared of her the whole time. She had a tattoo on her boob…
great stuff…
tOdd
May 30th, 2006 at 11:25 pm
Jerry… I felt a twinge of jealousy. I wanted to DOJO her!
I read every comment from your NEWS button and I am as proud as a jewish mama could be.
By the way, I don’t care what anyone says, you are NOT a schlub.
June 6th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Yo Jerry,
Love the Steve Buscemi look! You’re lucky she didn’t use nunchucks on you. Hey anyone with an allergy to cats is a mongrel dog! Get a life. It’s all psycho-somatic and shows you have a fear of pussy 🙂
Good judgement not to urinate in the water bottle. You can imagine what would have happened to your gym bag.
Watchdogg..tellin’ it the only way I know.
Dogg-e-style
June 7th, 2006 at 7:32 am
Wow, that was great…you really got me…gut busting laughter in my house…
Have lived in Japan for 8 years…man you made my day!!! I am going to tell all my friends about It’s Jerry Time!
June 8th, 2006 at 9:14 am
I am so honored to be a small part of your great little films. My Batman painting looks great in Jerry’s aprartment. This is a thrill of a lifetime. I really mean it. Thank you so much.
June 11th, 2006 at 9:20 pm
Well…
I think that is a good viewpoint
June 17th, 2006 at 1:33 am
This was fantastic!
July 12th, 2006 at 1:56 am
We women who practice martial arts aren’t all like HER! You might be surprised. Dump THAT girl, but keep your options open.
July 16th, 2006 at 5:12 am
YOUR SITE WAS INCREDIBLY FUNNY. WHAT A GREAT WAY TO STARY MY DAY:):)
July 27th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
oh,i like here
and http://www.heyjokes.com
have a nice day with you
July 30th, 2006 at 10:35 am
Akido is using the force of your oppent against him. Other than that it was funny. I’m not sure that dating someone with a black belt was such a good idea in the first place.
The thing about “looking for the kill shot” added to it, I think.
August 6th, 2006 at 4:09 pm
[…] Os episódios 6, 7 e 8 da série de animação dos irmãos Orrin que conta as aventuras e desventuras de Jerry: The Karate Date, The Brute, The Strange Trip. […]
March 3rd, 2007 at 1:55 pm
COol 🙂
March 25th, 2007 at 7:58 am
Not bad, it really can occur
April 16th, 2007 at 6:44 pm
im allergic to cats too
June 21st, 2007 at 4:10 am
Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! mqxvyiudxgo
June 21st, 2007 at 10:31 pm
lmfao…i love the scene where the guy rips the others spine out…it is pure genius brother. You seem to carry about the way that i do when i don’t give a crap about life….glad to see there are other people on the same ship
July 8th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
So cute! I really enjoyed this!
Ciao.
September 13th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
The most awesome part is with spandex and cat allergies (Amazing facial expressions: “and…I am allergic to cats so i end up like…my eyeballs kinda like pop out because they start itching and stuff” 🙂
September 13th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
Great series man! i just love how subtle you act in these bizarre situations. can’t wait for the next one
September 21st, 2007 at 4:52 pm
This one is great. I just got hooked on “Jerry Time”. You really got some thing here. Hey, lets see some more of this stuff. Good luck man
October 18th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Hi from New York And thanks for the web site. It was just the thing I had been looking for. It has helped me no end. Thanks again
December 19th, 2007 at 11:58 pm
I can’t imagine any other art form that is so effective at capturing not just images we can see with our eyes, but the internal images that we see with our minds. So surreal, so distorted, yet so true. The deceptively simple stories, rendered with every nuance, every attitude, concentrated, and exaggerated like some delirious fever dream, and yet they are hilariously funny.
Absolutely love it!
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September 4th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
It’s still here..yay! My wife and kids are going
down to black-belt trials this weekend. She
heard it would be a “large gymnasium with
about 1000 people in it, in gear”, and thought
immediately about your video. All that
jumping and yelling. Always a
riot! You might have saved me the trip…
..I’m staying home.. Not risk of
violating the “Rules Of The Dojo”…haha.