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February 23rd, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Oh, if only some of the dates I went on were speed dates. Too many of my dates were like this and lasted for hours. I was mentally chewing off my limbs. How grueling. After a few decades of marriage the mere thought of dating makes me a little ill.
February 23rd, 2009 at 7:35 pm
I never speed dated. After something like that I never would. You have an interesting life. I enjoy the view from the net seats.
February 24th, 2009 at 1:32 am
Wow. Add “speed dating” to the list of things I WON’T be doing this year.
February 24th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
The dating scene and root canals have lots in common. I can understand why some people dread leaving the house let alone seeking a date.
February 24th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I want to have Kristen’s babies … why do wierd chicks turn me on?
On a more somber note, I wish they had platonic speed dating. I love to meet new people, and there would be so much less pressure …
February 25th, 2009 at 8:38 am
your eyes are moving further apart. so gross.
February 25th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
you say that like it’s a bad thing…
February 27th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
I was so excited when this popped up in my feed reader. You never disappoint. Another fun episode.
March 4th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Yeah I’d like that speed dating if only to learn how well I could keep a straight face
when described myself to her in most bizarre terms possible…LOL
March 10th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Funnie.
You should make a cinema movie!
Greetings from berlin, Gunnar.
March 11th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
wow i love Kristen Schaal she really funny in Flight Of The Concords
March 23rd, 2009 at 4:18 am
So, you asked her out, or what?
“Full time freelancer.” Snort. I’m updating my resume.
May 24th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Hi-Jerry, As Your Surgeon General, Let Me State: Alcohol IS Poison. Also, That Chick Was Transexulized in Early Childhood, Just Figures don’t IT. Anti Biotics, When dissolved in Mouth Help reduce growths in Neck & Larnyx, try Few, Often.
Have You Every considered Supreme court as Place to be? Now that theres Opening, All Rise for Jerry….
Oh,My. It Was FUN Election, Maybe that ColeMan/Franken thing IS Still Hope, what if Jerry Won? theres SO Many CoverUps.
Signed:PHYSICIAN THOMAS STEWART von DRASHEK M.D.
Again, Thanks for ALL Support That It’s JerryTime Graved. errr, daved….errr
May 24th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Hey, Jerry, SSShhhh, Quit, Don’t Tell Anyone, Yet, Do You Have That Chicks Phone Number? Like To call Her….He,he,he. Drashek
June 27th, 2009 at 3:28 am
it made me laugh
June 27th, 2009 at 3:29 am
awsome
July 15th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
c’mon how about a new one already
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What the “F”
July 31st, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Well, actually she is kind of ‘hot’. But what a mess. Now the question arises, hot vs mess. Influencing factors: loneliness, horniness, and boredom. At least with her, you wouldn’t be bored. I’d be amazed watching her take a mental wander down Pike Street.
August 19th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Ha ha I love Kristen Schaal..freelance college…and she’s a freelancer!
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:21 pm
On the other hand, I can point out many of your clangers. ,
November 18th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Great Picture in Credits of Special Guest Kristen Schaal. Check. Ever thought of Renting stuff to BIG network for flat rate. To Boost Public awareness. Or As Single on Services Like Atom, to Draw in viewers?
Is there Deep SubConscious Meaning in Kristen Character & Age?
Your friend drashek
BTW Will its’Jerrytime have facebook Page?
November 18th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
oops, see FACEBOOK Link right next to Commentos’ submit.
December 19th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
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February 17th, 2010 at 3:14 am
Can someone please tell me if wordpress is better than tumblr? I just started my blog and I dunno.
March 8th, 2010 at 7:36 am
Bournemouth is still one of the greatest places to be in the Uk if you are single and into dating, small enough not to be lost in the crowd, but big enough to find romance!
March 12th, 2010 at 9:08 am
Hi – It’s great to read such interesting writing on the Internet as I have been able to fiind here. I agree with much of what is written here and I’ll be returning to this site again. Thanks again for posting such great reading material!!
April 22nd, 2010 at 3:51 pm
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NASA Sites Nominated for 2010 Webby Awards
Vote for NASA.gov or “Home & City” in Government, “NASA Climate” in Science categories.
Signed:PHYSICIAN THOMAS STEWART von DRASHEK M.D.
May 20th, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Thanks-a-mundo for the article post.Thanks Again. Cool.
May 25th, 2010 at 8:25 am
Kristen Schaal – what a freek
June 25th, 2010 at 2:49 pm
A year and a half since the last vid??....What’s the story, Jerry?
July 20th, 2010 at 4:44 am
this is th e funniest/saddest/crookiest thing on the web! thanks.
July 21st, 2010 at 9:53 am
Thank you, fellow Jerry.
September 20th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
When are we going to see another episode Jerry?
I really miss them!
October 2nd, 2010 at 1:12 pm
I would hate to think that there won’t be anymore Jerry Time! I can watch the epidodes over and over, the turkey one is my favorite!