Special Guest Star Kristen Schaal!

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34 Responses to “SPEED DATING”

  1. Mark Monlux Says:

    Oh, if only some of the dates I went on were speed dates. Too many of my dates were like this and lasted for hours. I was mentally chewing off my limbs. How grueling. After a few decades of marriage the mere thought of dating makes me a little ill.

  2. Todd Says:

    I never speed dated. After something like that I never would. You have an interesting life. I enjoy the view from the net seats.

  3. Lena Says:

    Wow. Add “speed dating” to the list of things I WON’T be doing this year.

  4. Jack Says:

    The dating scene and root canals have lots in common. I can understand why some people dread leaving the house let alone seeking a date.

  5. Ken Stuczynski Says:

    I want to have Kristen’s babies … why do wierd chicks turn me on?

    On a more somber note, I wish they had platonic speed dating. I love to meet new people, and there would be so much less pressure …

  6. pysanka Says:

    your eyes are moving further apart. so gross.

  7. Jerry Says:

    you say that like it’s a bad thing…

  8. Jim Gates Says:

    I was so excited when this popped up in my feed reader. You never disappoint. Another fun episode.

  9. Fritz Says:

    Yeah I’d like that speed dating if only to learn how well I could keep a straight face
    when described myself to her in most bizarre terms possible…LOL

  10. Gunnar Says:

    You should make a cinema movie!

    Greetings from berlin, Gunnar.

  11. hannah Says:

    wow i love Kristen Schaal she really funny in Flight Of The Concords

  12. Kurt Brown Says:

    So, you asked her out, or what? ;)

    “Full time freelancer.” Snort. I’m updating my resume.

  13. thomasxstewart Says:

    Hi-Jerry, As Your Surgeon General, Let Me State: Alcohol IS Poison. Also, That Chick Was Transexulized in Early Childhood, Just Figures don’t IT. Anti Biotics, When dissolved in Mouth Help reduce growths in Neck & Larnyx, try Few, Often.

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  14. thomasxstewart Says:

    Hey, Jerry, SSShhhh, Quit, Don’t Tell Anyone, Yet, Do You Have That Chicks Phone Number? Like To call Her….He,he,he. Drashek

  15. manon Says:

    it made me laugh

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  17. Spoonman Says:

    c’mon how about a new one already^ What the “F”

  18. Ken Lyman Says:

    Well, actually she is kind of ‘hot’. But what a mess. Now the question arises, hot vs mess. Influencing factors: loneliness, horniness, and boredom. At least with her, you wouldn’t be bored. I’d be amazed watching her take a mental wander down Pike Street.

  19. Veronica Says:

    Ha ha I love Kristen Schaal..freelance college…and she’s a freelancer!

  20. Kelvin84 Says:

    On the other hand, I can point out many of your clangers. ,

  21. thomasxstewart Says:

    Great Picture in Credits of Special Guest Kristen Schaal. Check. Ever thought of Renting stuff to BIG network for flat rate. To Boost Public awareness. Or As Single on Services Like Atom, to Draw in viewers?

    Is there Deep SubConscious Meaning in Kristen Character & Age?

    Your friend drashek

    BTW Will its’Jerrytime have facebook Page?

  22. thomasxstewart Says:

    oops, see FACEBOOK Link right next to Commentos’ submit.

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  28. Ludie Dhondt Says:

    Thanks-a-mundo for the article post.Thanks Again. Cool.

  29. gry dla dzieci Says:

    Kristen Schaal – what a freek :)

  30. Red Rectum Says:

    A year and a half since the last vid??....What’s the story, Jerry?

  31. Jerome Rochon Says:

    this is th e funniest/saddest/crookiest thing on the web! thanks.

  32. Jerry Says:

    Thank you, fellow Jerry.

  33. Sue Says:

    When are we going to see another episode Jerry?
    I really miss them!

  34. Jessie Says:

    I would hate to think that there won’t be anymore Jerry Time! I can watch the epidodes over and over, the turkey one is my favorite!

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