PLANE INSANE
Read more about this and other airline horror stories in the blog.
Read more about this and other airline horror stories in the blog.
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May 27th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Jerry –
That does not look like fun.
May 27th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I love your episodes, Jerry. I can relate to your hatred of planes.
May 27th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Another wonderful story.
I like that you are experimenting with different styles of animation, although I don’t think the mono-color silhouettes do your artistry or sense of humor justice … that is just me, and no, I could not do any better.
Regarding air travel, I have had nothing but amazing luck. Never a delay, very few babies or drunks and more than one lovely evening with a member of the flight crew … and I’m not even gay.
Keep up the great work.
May 27th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
I saw this at the webjam. Great stuff man, great stuff.
May 27th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Jerry – reminds me of the time my wife and I flew from Boston to San Diego, connecting through Dallas. We had our 2 year old daughter Julia with us. The trip started out with a 2 hour hold on the runway in Boston, followed by a return to the gate for di-iceing. The plane was jammed and the air was not moving. Of course we missed our connection in Dallas and were herded onto buses by cranky airline personel in Dallas who stuck is in a nightmarish motel right out of Soviet-occupied Hungary circa 1963. We finally collapsed into bed around 2:00 AM. As we were lying in bed, I lifted Julia up above me. At the point in the lift maneuver at which she was directly overhead, she heaved, showering my wife and I with the entirety of her gastric contents.
May 27th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
You can’t imagine the excitement I experience when I notice a new feed in my aggregator telling me that another episode has been posted. I stop what I’m doing and rush to watch – and I’m NEVER disappointed.
True genius. Why aren’t you making boatloads of money? Er… or are you? i hope so.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
That was awesome! I have had a few mishaps with flights myself so I can relate. You know how to brighten my day, keep them coming!
Julia
May 29th, 2008 at 2:33 am
Loved the sound of the kids yelling out when you say “chocolate ice cream cone”—great detail, as well as the masseuse winking.
And who is that previous poster who never had a bad plane experience and who gets to bed the flight crew while being an openly avowed heterosexual? Please can I visit your planet? It sounds really quite incredible.
May 29th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Hey guys! I love the new episode. It comes on the eve of some air travel for me… oh joy.
Some new classic co-stars: Info Card Stewardess, Stations of the Cross Padre and Scary Vet Passenger (with the Kung Fu Gripâ„¢). Awesome. The baby was scary, but I’ve always found baby’s a little scary. They’re like concentrated humans- they must have superpowers!
And BTW, personally I love the silhouettes. Red means stop. Green means- blech!
May 30th, 2008 at 5:27 am
Jerry should run president
May 31st, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I’ve had better
June 4th, 2008 at 11:20 am
I came here to post that it looks like Jerry is running out of good stories but it seems everyone else thought this one was a hit. I must be missing something. This story is no different that what everyone else (well, everyone except the guy who never has a delay and gets to sleep with all the flight attendants) has experienced. To me the best part of Jerry’s stories is that they are quirky and unique. This one was neither so I found it only mildly entertaining.
Here’s hoping that something really bizarre happens to Jerry soon!
June 8th, 2008 at 1:39 am
Classic. Thank you.
June 12th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Great episode, Jerry. Amtrak is the same way as the airlines. DX
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Watching Jerry take to the ornery skies was a side splitter. Nice workl I think I may agree with Feng’s comment on the mono-color cut outs. Nice job on lighting the jet on the tarmac.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:28 am
Amazing! Great work. As usual!
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Well at least the flight from hell gave you fuel for a new video.
Very well done your skills keep improving. Cheers
August 12th, 2008 at 2:58 am
This is not good this is great not only the animation but also the story and the mood.
Think that this will be VERY BIG
Ciao from Milan, Italy
Thomaz
August 15th, 2008 at 4:47 am
I love the twist at the end – genius – laugh out loud stuff. Keep it coming Jerry!
August 20th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Another winner, you two. Especially like the increased use of sillouetting (and humor, of course).
BTW, I hate people who say they “love to fly.”
Listen, I understand that sentiment if you actually pilot a plane, or even if you can fly first class all the time.
But flying coach is about as enjoyable as getting a barium enema.
August 30th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Apart from being so talented, do you actually own a Citröen Ami 8?
November 7th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
hey kids, there’s a new episode coming soon! Jerry
November 7th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I was about to say aren’t we pretty due for some more? And, then looky here!
Can’t wait. Keep up the good work.
November 13th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Jerry should be Secretary of State.
I love the new animation styles you try. Very fun stuff.
The humor, of course, remains the same and is the reason I keep coming back.
Feng
PS I think I was at that party.
November 18th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
That party sure was a pane
November 21st, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Plane Insane has been Honestly revlogged @ United Vloggers
Dear Jerry & Orrin,
We love you so much!
And this one is a marvel.
the Kindest Regards,
Michael
December 29th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Hey-JERRY. Not wantng You to feel disenfranchised about election, I decided to Run for Hon. President. Heres Link to advert. Is it Too :ate?
http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=46832&altf=uipnbt1tufxbsu&altl=wpo1esbtifl
Thanks for including Myself in Your Cabinet, Did You Win?,Figure Jerry Fits in Good as F.C.C. ChairPerson or even MY V.P. fellow, Pogo might Let You Run Congress.
Signed:PHYSICIAN THOMAS STEWART von DRASHEK M.D.
March 4th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
You’ve lost the surprises in the stories. For example, he would retrieve his bag in perfect condition from the airport, but them the taxi cab guy would drive away forgetting it, or it really didn’t end up being his bag, just joke kickers u use to add along his journey. Pls put them back.
March 11th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Wow! what an idea ! What a concept ! Beautiful .. Amazing …
April 6th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Aloha Jerry,
Just wanted to to say “Thank you!” for all the great episodes.
I’ve thoroughly enjoyed each one. You’ve got an inimitable style
that always brings me laughter, even when it is as serious
as flying.
Mahalo,
RIchard